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Do I really look like an organization with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dawg chasing recruits. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The NCAA has plans, the BCS has plans, Slive’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little sport. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your conference was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this season with a few scandals and a couple of invitations. Hmmm? You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, Boise State will continue to play one of the easiest schedules in the country and still complain about national respect, nobody panics, because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that one little ol’ conference might die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s profitable!